“What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsellitis.”
This was the winning Christmas cracker joke that won Seaford Rise youngster Beau, then aged six, the best seat in the house at the last City of Onkaparinga Christmas Pageant: in the sleigh right next to the man in red himself.
“He really loved it,” says Beau’s mother Alecia Belcher. “He thought it was awesome.”